The realest to ever do it.

JOHNNY
$SINS CAN DO ANYTHING.

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JOHNNY $SINS
A Man WHO DOES IT ALL.

Astronaut

the only astronaut who fixed a spaceship, saved the crew, and still found time for intimate exploration.

Soldier

took enemy fire, saved his squad, and still had energy to "liberate" the general’s daughter.

Doctor

performed open-heart surgery, cured a pandemic, then made house calls your insurance won’t cover.

Preacher

spread the gospel, baptized the sinners, and laid hands where no priest had laid them before... the holiest.

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